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I live for the nights I won't remember with the friends I'll never forget.

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About me? Hmm. Last update: 3/12/2007
- Well I'm 22 and I don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs. I'd rather sleep. I'm pretty boring. Cigarettes are not allowed in my car, and I'd rather not hang out with you if you're high on something. Sorry, pal.
- I don't go to school. I suck at homework.
- I work in customer service and do all the billing for a local home delivery service. Milkmen. I kind of hate it here, need a new job. I work with my dad, and my boyfriend's dad. It was awkward at first, but they're awesome.
- I used to work at T.J. Maxx, where I met my two best friends and started my new, post-high school life. I don't know where or who I would be right now if I'd never worked there. I actually liked the job, too.
- I'm quite a romantic and my boyfriend feeds that obsession quite perfectly. -snuggle-
- I heart my dog(s), my boyfriend, my two (sometimes four) best friends, their significant others and my many nephews.
- I'm a high school dropout. I got my GED in 2003.
- I also hate when people use "gay" as a negative adjective (i.e. "That class was SO gay.") If you're going to use the word, use it correctly. Thank you.
- I say "retarded" and "...or something" a lot. I've come to accept it.
- Target is my Heaven, Borders is my church.
- I can't fall asleep without noise, whether it's music, the TV, or someone breathing next to me.
- I love my Nintendo DS and my Nintendo Wii. And my Creative Zen Vision:M, even thought I REALLYSUPAWANT a 60gig Creative Zen Vision:W.
- I may be young, but I have already chosen a childfree status for myself. While that is, of course, subject to change, I don't really see it happening. I have three nephews, that's enough for me.
- I'm also pro-choice all the way.
- I kinda want to work at a Planned Parenthood, but I probably couldn't deal with the stress too well.
- I miss my old, POS car so much. It had leg room. Crappy sound, but leg room.
- Sometimes, I would really like to live in Disney World.
- I just thought of something to write, and it flew out of my brain. You will see that often in this journal.
- I've had many "favorite" bands in my life, but Better Than Ezra has been at the tippity top of the list for about four years. I just can't get enough and I can't wait for them to come back and play for me.
- I love love LOVE taking pictures of sunsets. Expect lots of photo updates. Don't worry, I use LJ cuts, for pictures mess up my layout too.
- I feel incredibly guilty that I've neglected my cats in their later years. They were once my best friends and loves of my life, but then I developed an allergy to them. Now they must live outside, and I have converted to being a Dog Person.
- I hate winter because I can't go to Colt State Park as much. I can spend an entire day there, sitting around, reading. And seeing insanely random thunderstorms with double rainbows at the end.
- When I was in third grade, I decided that I wanted to be a meteorologist. I continued to have this dream for a few years, but then I realized there was a lot of math involved. Me no do mathies good.
- I used to horseback ride competitively, but I haven't been on a horse in over two year. I miss it so much. So do my leg muscles.
- I need new boots.
- But my calves are too thin for tall boots and that makes me very sad, for I adore tall boots.
- I'm a wannabe girlygirl, but I'm too lazy and I'm not a fan of the color pink.
- I love the feeling, smells, and tasteful decorations of Christmas more than my own feet.
- But after Christmas, snow makes me very angry.
- I am in no way a religious or spiritual person, but I enjoy learning about different religions. I describe myself as an apathetic agnostic.
- I would like to visit the View Askewniverse and possibly marry Randal Graves. At least for a day.
- Sex and the City never fails to make me sob.
- Neither do The Notebook (the book, not so much the movie,) the Ya-Ya Sisterhood books, and Summer Sisters by Judy Blume.
- I love going to concerts and plays. Also love watching people play jazz. I need to be entertained. That's why I love Mikey so much.
- I've been interested in serial killers/rapists, and forensic science since I took a psychology class my Junior year. I was very excited when my hometown made it onto my favorite website.
- The only TV shows I watch are The Office (OMG I wish Michael Scott worked with me,) Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (I'd like to marry Benson and/or Stabler some day,) The OC and Reunion.
- Harry Potter is very big in my family. We bond over the books.
- Labyrinth has been my favorite movie since I was three. I need to watch it soon because I can't recite the entire thing off the top of my head anymore.
- I wish I was a Muppet.
- I have a very classic style of clothing, but cleavage is good. And I like the idea of dressing slutty or crazy sometimes. No glitter or sequins though.
- I don't like that I'm using "I" so much.
- I'm a picture whore.
- Also an icon whore.
- If I am using any of your graphics that I did not credit, please tell me and I will do so. Or take it down if you wish.
- I play The Sims 2 a lot, and not even in a fun way. However, it amuses me for hours at a time and that is all that matters. I also kind of wicked want Black And White 2, but I barely have the time to play with my bebe Sims.
- I am in FAR too many communities.
- I love my Interest list.
- Tom Cruise and anything else related to Scientology makes my innards boil with anger. I don't really know why.
- I'm bored with this.

Y'know, I used to have an AWESOME profile on MySpace (yeah I know.) I took the time to try and be amusing. I liked it. I thought it was very funny and described me perfectly.
But then some asshat hijacked it and deleted everything on it except for one friend. Thanks, Asshat.

And then my darling Christine convinced me to get a new MySpace so I could look at pictures with her. I only add people I know, so y'all are welcome to it if you'd like. I count LJ as my hometown.

Read my journal if you'd like to get to know me. I like friends.

The rest of this is purely for my own amusement. Thank you and goodnight.

Conan is love mad sexy

Who else is love?
pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

Better Than Ezra is hot sex love.

SVU is love

Perp: "Honey, I'd like a mineral water. No ice."
Benson: "Yeah, and I'd like your balls in a blender but ain't life a bitch?
Stabler: "Guess you shouldn't have called her honey."
~ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Law & Order: SVU Is Badass Love.

by MagicalObizuth

"Nostalgia sucks" ~ Schnookies

"Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here."
~Albus Dumbledore

Better Than Ezra is still love.

"Could you tell me something? When you lie alone at night, do you ever wonder if I feel the same inside? You silly fool, you must be blind."
~Silly Fool by Better Than Ezra

Kevin Griffin is love in the bedroom.

"And I get so lonely in this crowd. I wanna scream, but make no sound. And yeah, I'm lost, but maybe I'll be fine."
~ "I Do" by Better Than Ezra

"Life is a game and true love is a trophy."
~Poses by Rufus Wainwright

A Poem About Me at TJ Maxx:
"Now Chrissy is a girl that works at TJ TJ TJ Maxx. She was putting out the shoes with nothin' to lose at TJ's. At TJ's. Now she's a hard worker with a lot to do and she won't stop till she picks up all the shoes at TJ's. At TJ's. She does Layaway with precision. Now you know with her your clothes won't be missin'. Missin'. She knows every zone and all departments. She's the kinda girl that likes shoes with compartments. At TJ TJ TJ Maxx!"
~ My Christine (my god, we were bored that night.)

"If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk." ~ Conan O'Brien (Oh, that's why people don't talk to me!)

"You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself."
~Mel Brooks

"At least I'm breathing. At least I'm alive. As long as I'm dreaming, everything's gonna be alright." ~Eve6

"I can't say that I love Jesus. That would be a hollow claim. He did make some observations, and I'm quoting them today. 'Judge not lest ye be judged.' What a beautiful refrain."
~New Test Leper by REM

"You're such a dick, Penis." - My love, Porter Mason

Dislikes:20: "princess"s, bad customers, being called baby, bugs, holding little babies, internet explorer, ipods, mean little dogs except micro, my mom's car, my your period, myspace, not being in bed, not seeing my friends for long periods of time, not sleeping, scientology, snow after christmas, spiders, spiders in my car, tom cruise, when king richards closes, working
80's & 90's music, a capella, acid zen wonder paint, acoustic versions of songs, adam's beard, alice hoffman, alice's adventures in wonderland, animaniacs, anti-scientology, beakman's world, beck, ben folds, better than ezra, birth control, black and red, blue man group, blue's clues (steve era), borders, buddy cole, cake (the band), choral music, christopher walken, classic saturday night live, clerks: the animated series, closing pizza boxes, collecting-icons-for-my-own-sick-amusement, colt state park, conan o'brien, dana carvey, danny kaye, david bowie, dawson's creek, dean winters, disney park history, dogs, donkey kong, drive-in movies, dunkin donuts coffee, falling-asleep-in-my-car-while-holding-hands, forensic science, fraggle rock, free concerts, friesians, gatherings, george harrison's slippers, harry potter, homestarrunner.com, horseback riding, improv comedy, incubus, jason mraz, john lennon's falsetto, kevin nealon, kevin smith, kids in the hall, labyrinth, laughing at everything, law and order: svu, line dancing, listening-to-random-people's-problems, live jazz, lizzie borden, local/family history, lolcats, male-singers-with-girlish-voices-i-can-sing-with, marcasite, mario-party-5-with-christine-and-nicole, marvin the paranoid android, mike einziger, mike mills, mrs. piggle-wiggle, musicals, my info page, my-unhealthy-obsession-with-target, nathan's hot dogs, newport, old cartoons, old matchbox twenty, old-skool-super-mario-bros, original family guy, parks with swings, people that like me, pepe le pew, poor poor jason lee, positive dog training, proper spelling and grammar, queen, r.e.m., randal graves, random pictures of friends, reading practically anything, rockapella, ron stoppable, rufus wainwright, schnookies, serial killers, seth meyers as outkast, severe weather broadcasts, sex and the city, shaggy hair, shakespeare, showing-what-little-cleavage-i-have, singing loudly while driving, sirius black, sleeping, snopes.com, snuggling, socks, soul mates, southern accents, southern thangs, stephen lynch, sterling silver jewelry, steve burns, steve carell, steven wright, sting, subtle black eyeliner, summer beach nights, tabitha's secret, taking pictures of sunsets, the beatles, the cheat, the kratt brothers, the lorax, the muppet show, the notebook, the office, the salem witch trials, the simpsons, the sims 2, the weasley brothers, the ya-ya sisterhood, the-adventures-of-pete-&-pete, the-michael-stipe-school-of-dance, the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower, the-sisterhood-of-the-traveling-pants, the-tale-of-mr.-morton, theatre, they might be giants, tiny toons, tj maxx, tjmonkeys.com, view askew productions, walking in the rain, walt disney world, wayside school, whistle pops, willy wonka